Let me tell you, before you tell me, because I am a person of statutory privilege: what I say will have more power than what you say because I represent power and you represent those who are ordered by power. (You gave me the power and made me powerful in the first place, but never mind, that is how power works, it’s a getter’s game, the giver is by definition the loser.)

So listen to me. Don’t tell Me what is right and what is wrong. Don’t tell Me this is done and this is not done. Don’t tell Me what to say and what not to say. Don’t tell Me what to do and what not to do. Don’t tell Me. Period. And listen.

I will do those things that you may believe it is your right to do. I will tell you what is right and what is wrong. I will tell you what is done and what is not done. I will tell you what to say and what not to say. I will tell you what to do and what not to do. Understood? You gave me the right to do all of this. You lost yourself the right to do all of this. Getter wins. Giver loses.

Get this right, and don’t go ranting about wrong things. Like you know, this thing you keep beating your breast about — democracy, and democracy dying. There is no democracy, get that straight, and what does not exist cannot be dying, get me? Or are you talking of democrazy? In that case, get your spellings write. Democrazy. We are a democrazy countree. We are a democrazic peepuls. Get that? Remember, the spellings in particular. Don’t judge Me, even if you are a judge. I will judge you though, of course, I am not a judge.

You have the annoying habit of going on and on about Constitution and rule of law. What is Constitution? What is rule of law? Again wrong spellings, get your spellings write. Kansteetuition. Rool of Flaw. That is how it is. And both are in place and functioning well. Those who cannot see it — or spell it — are anti-national. I have the statutory privilege and the power to say this — all those who cannot see things straight, just as we see it, are anti-national. See things like we see them, and you will see that you are experiencing no problems at all. You will see that all is well. You will see how you have been mooing down the wrong drain all this while because you have been using the wrong spellings for wrong things. When you set these things write, everything will ease and you will stop experiencing troubles. You are always wrong because I am always write. I will tell you eggjactly why.

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Log kehta hai geela hai

Asli baat toh yeh hai

Mera character dheela hai.