• Thou shalt not keep posting selfies one after the other.

• Thou shalt not post thy dance videos endlessly.

• Thou shalt have more followers than following. If thou don’t, thou can create multiple false accounts and follow thyself.

• Thou shalt not sport the fish-gasping-for-life pout in all thy selfies.

• Thou shalt vary thy filters. Posting selfies with a Snapchat filter always is a crime.

• Thou shalt not comment on everyone’s posts. That is boring and irritating.

• Thou shalt not create hashtag lines running into miles.

• Thou shalt not use laughing emojis unironically.

• If thou art over 60, abandon hope all ye who enter here.

• If thou art a parent, think twice before thou followest thine child’s account. If thou hast not been blocked already.

• Remember thou art only as good as the number of thy likes.