What more shall we? Hain? Koi hai?

Kuchh hai? Is there any more to we shall?

We shall say there is lots more to we shall…

We shall announce future we shalls.

We shall measure the future and proudly pronounce how long we shall.

We shall for very, very long but we shall presently tell you how long.

We shall think of a kaal, an epoch, and we shall name it. (There’s AmritKaal sort of suggestion, but we shall see.)

Let’s just say in the meantime: We shall announce kaal with a big K.

We shall announce various things are to happen in the kaal with a big K.

We shall announce, for instance, that we are going nowhere in the period that the kaal with a big K lasts, whatever its designated period.

We shall consult astrology, the highest among all sciences, to decide the length, breadth, height, shape, dimensions and extent of the kaal with a big K.

We shall then accordingly commission things to fill that kaal with a bigK with.

We shall buy big plane.

We shall fly round and round in big plane.

We shall reach kaal with a big K on the big plane.

We shall wave from big plane from kaal with a big K and proclaim this is the first time such a proclamation is being made from such a big plane landed on such a kaal with a big K.

We shall observe keenly from big plane and see who is seeing what and how, who is thinking what, who is making what face and who is not making face at all.

We shall look down on democracy from big, big plane.

We shall not like dissent.

We shall like obeisance and we shall like to be obeyed.

We shall issue command and we shall say obey, or else...

We shall apply the or else clause rampantly and wherever required in the interest of the nation.

We shall look widely for things in the interest of the nation.

We shall even enter jungle and venture into wild in the interest of the nation.

We shall become lover of ecology.

We shall enter cave.

We shall wear caveman wear.

We shall look from cave.

We shall look into cave camera.

We shall cut forests and raze hills.

We shall trigger flood and quake.

We shall call it act of god.

We shall save you from act of god.

And that done we shall say

Abey chup kar aur sun lay

After long has arrived this day

So kneel down and blindly pray