Of course, we are. Whoever told you we aren’t? This place is crawling with perpetrators of the economy of truth. Let’s talk Moneypur, also known as (in our circles) Moneypour. Kya hua? What happened? Something? Anything? Say naa, we are ready to talk.

Moneypour is a favoured subject. You should know that. I have said it out loud — meri nass-nass mein commerce hai. Remember me saying that, don’t you? Google it if you don’t, and you will probably know a few more things, useful things. Like, for a start, who I am. Won’t hurt you, knowing who I am. Trust me.

Anyway, where were we? On Money- pour. Right. I know about it. Haven’t been there, but if there is something to talk about, I am willing. Do tell. Some of my mates have been, and they enjoyed their time, that’s what they said. Don’t get misled by all that is being said about Moneypour, they advised me, it’s not like that, beware of the propaganda and the lying.

They say I am negligent and I don’t want to engage. In Moneypour? Not engage in Moneypour? What utter balderdash! What do they even know about me? I am in 24/7 engagement with Moneypour, even at three in the morning and then again at six in the morning, I am sure you heard that if you were paying attention. I can’t stop thinking Moneypour. I am Moneypour, if you know what I mean. I don’t need to go to Moneypour to pay attention to it or take care of its matters. Moneypour is in my veins.

Do not make a mistake about what you see. What do you see? I don’t care what you see, I see only representation of Moneypour. Layers and layers of it, and clinking coins jumping upon it in joy because the wads are thick and bouncy, oozing richness. You think those are faces? Distressed, wrinkled faces? That’s how you folks go wrong. Learn pojitiv theenking, is what have I been saying. If you really want to see Moneypour in the real sense, look at what you see. Look. Don’t just see. Look around me. Look at the Moneypouring around me. Oooo HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaaaah!

In a land far-far away
There was once a fire
There were people too
And we know what happened
And many of those things we did
But shhhh, don’t tell anyone
We changed the name of the land
And all is now well
Moneypour is swell and swelling.